Turtle: I see you have found our sacred tree of Heavenly wisdom [2].
Panda: Oh! Is that what this is? I’m so sorry! I though it was just a regular peach tree.
Turtle: I understand. You eat when you are upset.
Panda: Upset [3]?! I’m not upset. What makes you think I’m upset?
Turtle: So why are you upset?
Panda: I probably sucked [4] more today than anyone in the history of Kung Fu. In the history of China. In the history of sucking!
Turtle: Probably
Panda: And the five. Man, you should’ve seen them. They totally hate me.
Turtle: Totally.
Panda: How is Master Shi Fu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? I mean I’m not like the Five. I’ve got no claws [5], no wings, no venom. Even Mantis has those thingies [6]. Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
Turtle: Quit, don’t quit. Noodles, don’t noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There’s a saying: Yesterday is history. / Tomorrow is a mystery. / But today is a gift. That is why it is called the present!
[1] propósitos, [2] sabiduría, [3] alterado, [4] era una mierda, [5] garras, [6] “thingy” refiere a una “thing” cuyo nombre hemos olvidado
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