Reir te hace sentir mejor.Esperamos que estos tres chistes ( jokes) te ayuden a conseguirlo !
The future of the frog
A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline:
-You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you.
The frog says:
-This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?
-No. Next semester in her biology class.
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Wake Up!
A teacher
is speaking in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping
way up in the back row. The teacher shouts to the sleeping student’s neighbour:
- Hey ! wake
that student up!
The
neighbour says:
- Oh, no. You put him to sleep, you
wake him up!
Books about elephants
In an
international contest, every nation has to write a book about the elephant:
The French
book: The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant.
The English
book: Elephants I have shot on Safari.
The Welsh
book: The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture.
The
American book: How to Make Bigger and Better Elephants.
The
Japanese book: How to Make Smaller and Cheaper Elephants.
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