Monday, July 30, 2012

Consider Yourself


As we mentioned in a previous post, Survival is the theme song of the London Summer Olympics. But I think a more fitting theme song would be Consider Yourself from the 1968 British musical Oliver! based on the Charles Dicken’s classic Oliver Twist. After all, it’s a song about hospitality. This scene comes at the point in the story when Oliver Twist becomes friends with Jack Dawkins, otherwise known as the Artful Dodger, the leader of a pickpocket gang. The recreation of the 1830’s London streets is incredible, and the choreography is very entertaining too!


Consider yourself at home
Consider youself one of the family
We've taken to [1] you so strong
It's clear we're going to get along [2]
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourself part of the furniture
There isn't a lot to spare [3]
Who cares?..What ever we've goin we share!

If it should chance [4]  to be
We should see
Some harder days
Empty larder [5] days
Why grouse [6]?
Alsyas [7] a-chance we'll meet
Somebody 
To foot the bill [8]
Then the drinks are on the house [9]!
Consider yourself our mate
We don't want to have no fuss [10],
For after some consideration, we can state
Consider yourself
One of us!


[1] cogido cariño, [2] llevarse bien, [3] de sobra, [4] por casualidad, [5] dispensa vacía, [6] refunfuñar, [7] "Alls you has", [8] para pagar la cuenta, [9] cortesía de la casa, [10] alboroto

Thursday, July 26, 2012

Big Brother...You Decide.

Big Brother has proved to be one of the global TV hit shows of the 21st century and the same is true of reality pop shows like Pop Idol (Operación Triunfo in Spain)  and The X Factor which were British inventions but are now replicated around the globe.Millions of people in the UK watch these shows  and more people  vote in reality television finals than in many elections. The democratisation of fame or just a way for untalented people to get famous ? You decide.

Here is some indispensable vocabulary for fans of the show:

A live eviction  (expulsión en directo) 
To be up for eviction. ( estar nominado)
Housemates ( compañero/s de piso/casa )
Nomination day (día de nominaciones)
The Diary Room ( habitación del diario personal ,en  españa, el confesionario )

Watch part of an episode of this years show (Big Brother UK. Day 38 ).



Monday, July 23, 2012

Survival


The official song of the London Summer Olympics is called Survival by the group Muse. Perhaps in homage to the Royal Jubilee, the style of this song resembles the rock anthems of the rock band Queen. The video that accompanies this song shows a variety of Olympic athletes performing and triumphing in their sports.


Race, life's a race
And I'm gonna win
Yes, I'm gonna win
And I light the fuse [1]
And I'll never lose
And I choose to survive [2]

Whatever it takes
You won't pull ahead [3]
I'll keep up the pace [4]
And I reveal my strength
To the whole human race
Yes, I am prepared

To stay alive
And I won't forgive
Vengeance is mine
And I won't give in [5]
Because I choose to thrive

Yeah we're gonna win !

Race, it's a race
And I'm gonna win
Yes, I'm gonna win
And will I light the fuse
I'll never lose
And I choose to survive

Whatever it takes
You won't pull ahead
'Cause I'll keep up the pace
And I reveal my strength
To the whole human race
Yes, I'm gonna win !

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Win! Win! Win! Win!

Yes, I'm gonna win!

[1] Y enciendo la mecha, [2] Y elijo sibrevivir, [3] no me adelantarás, [4] mantendré el ritmo, [5] no me daré por vencido

Friday, July 20, 2012

Office Humour



Jokes about the funnier side of working in an office can help relieve stress at the workplace . Why don't you take the time to enjoy some office humour ? 



Jokes:

Question - How many people work in this office?      Answer - About half of them. 


Usually the staff of the company play football. The middle level managers are more interested in tennis. The top management usually has a preference for golf. Finding (Hallazgo)- As you go up the corporate ladder (escalera) , the balls reduce in size. 


Some memorable lines: 

 Never be indispensable. If you can't be replaced, you will never get promoted.

 Statistics are like a lamp-post to a drunken man - more for leaning on ( para  apoyarse)  than illumination.

 When I want your opinion, I'll give it to you.

 To err is human, to really foul things up ( liarlo todo )   requires a computer.

And finally some corporate terminology ! 

Competitive salary : We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.

Casual work atmosphere: (ambiente de trabajo informal )  We don't pay you enough to expect that you'll dress nicely.

Some overtime required : Some time each night and some time each weekend.

Apply in person: If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.

Seeking candidates with a wide experience (buscando candidatos con amplia experiencia : You'll need it to replace the three people who just left.

Problem-solving skills a must: You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.

Requires team leadership skills : You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.


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